12.19.2011

Last night I dreamed that Ryan came home from work, stripped off all my clothes, threw me over his knee, and spanked me with my paddle until my ass was raw.

12.12.2011

I've been dreaming a lot lately, but I haven't been remembering my dreams. I know that when I wake up several times in the nights I've been having some crazy dreams, but I can never recall exactly what they were. I wonder if it's this baby causing them or if it's because I don't sleep through the night because I pee at least 5 times per night.

12.04.2011

I dreamed for some reason I told facebook, now, that I'm pregnant. When I realized I spilled the beans too early, I tried to say like I was writing about Eggo waffles and my phone changed Eggo to prego. I woke up this morning slightly afraid I actually did it, but luckily it was just a dream.